Team Archive
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| ABSTRACT
MACHINES FRANCHISE PERFORMANCE |
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Career Record |
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77
- 88 - 4 |
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Regular Season |
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70 - 79 - 4 |
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Division |
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39 - 49 - 2 |
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Interdivision |
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31 - 30 - 2 |
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Postseason |
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7 - 9 |
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Playoffs |
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7 - 8 |
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Wild
Card Week |
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4 - 5 |
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Championship
Week |
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2 - 2 |
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Super
Bowl |
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1 - 1 |
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Draft Bowl |
|
0 - 1 |
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Home |
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35 - 35 - 3 |
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Away |
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38 - 46 - 1 |
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Neutral Site |
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4 - 7 |
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Divison Titles |
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0 |
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League Championships |
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1 |
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Individual Season
Results
| 1997
MF's MFs SCHEDULE |
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| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
IRWIN |
W |
19-17 |
1 - 0 |
| 2 |
at Pirk |
L |
23-29 |
1 - 1 |
| 3 |
JAKE |
W |
45-41 |
2 - 1 |
| 4 |
PIMPS |
W |
38-13 |
3 - 1 |
| 5 |
at Jody |
W |
23-20 |
4 - 1 |
| 6 |
at Irwin |
L |
13-32 |
4 - 2 |
| 7 |
PIANA |
L |
4-07 |
4 - 3 |
| 8 |
PIRK |
L |
9-24 |
4 - 4 |
| 9 |
at Jake |
L |
14-40 |
4 - 5 |
| 10 |
at Piana |
L |
19-49 |
4 - 6 |
| 11 |
at Pimps |
L |
15-20 |
4 - 7 |
| 12 |
SIMS |
W |
8-07 |
5 - 7 |
| WC |
at Irwin |
L |
28-61 |
5 - 8 |
| *
on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 3rd Postseason Seed: No. 5 |
| 1998
MF's MFs SCHEDULE |
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| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
PIANA |
L |
44-45 |
0 - 1 |
| 2 |
at Irwin |
L |
15-30 |
0 - 2 |
| 3 |
at Sims |
W |
38-14 |
1 - 2 |
| 4 |
ANDERSON |
L |
27-42 |
1 - 3 |
| 5 |
JODY |
W |
10-09 |
2 - 3 |
| 6 |
SIMS |
T |
20-20 |
2 - 3 - 1 |
| 7 |
at Players |
W |
24-16 |
3 - 3 - 1 |
| 8 |
IRWIN |
L |
16-38 |
3 - 4 - 1 |
| 9 |
at Piana |
L |
28-68 |
3 - 5 - 1 |
| 10 |
at Pimps |
L |
15-28 |
3 - 6 - 1 |
| 11 |
PLAYERS |
L |
38-39 |
3 - 7 - 1 |
| 12 |
at Jody |
L |
24-34 |
3 - 8 - 1 |
| DB |
at Sims |
L |
29-38 |
3 - 9 - 1 |
| *
on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 4th Postseason Seed: No. 7 |
| 1999
POST. SPIRITUALISTS SCHEDULE |
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| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
PLAYERS |
W |
49-12 |
1 - 0 |
| 2 |
at Piana |
W |
29-19 |
2 - 0 |
| 3 |
ANDERSON |
W |
29-13 |
3 - 0 |
| 4 |
at Sims |
L |
10-42 |
3 - 1 |
| 5 |
PIANA |
L |
22-40 |
3 - 2 |
| 6 |
IRWIN |
W |
28-18 |
4 - 2 |
| 7 |
at Pimps |
L |
16-24 |
4 - 3 |
| 8 |
at Jody |
L |
27-47 |
4 - 4 |
| 9 |
at Irwin |
L |
18-35 |
4 - 5 |
| 10 |
SIMS |
W |
53-31 |
5 - 5 |
| 11 |
at Players |
W |
27-00 |
6 - 5 |
| 12 |
PIMPS |
L |
22-29 |
6 - 6 |
| WC |
at Sims |
W |
48-22 |
7 - 6 |
| CHP |
at Irwin |
W |
51-25 |
8 - 6 |
| SB |
Anderson* |
L |
6-40 |
8 - 7 |
| *
on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 2nd Postseason Seed: No. 5 |
| 2000
ABSTRACT MACHINES SCHEDULE |
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| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
JODY |
L |
14-28 |
0 - 1 |
| 2 |
at Players |
W |
56-16 |
1 - 1 |
| 3 |
B.Y.O.B. |
W |
47-15 |
2 - 1 |
| 4 |
at Piana |
W |
15-10 |
3 - 1 |
| 5 |
THOMAS |
L |
37-55 |
3 - 2 |
| 6 |
at Pimps |
L |
34-41 |
3 - 3 |
| 7 |
Anderson* |
L |
28-45 |
3 - 4 |
| 8 |
at Irwin |
L |
34-57 |
3 - 5 |
| 9 |
at Thomas |
W |
50-36 |
4 - 5 |
| 10 |
PIANA |
W |
30-23 |
5 - 5 |
| 11 |
IRWIN |
L |
33-38 |
5 - 6 |
| 12 |
at Sims |
W |
28-22 |
6 - 6 |
| 13 |
PLAYERS |
L |
29-35 |
6 - 7 |
| * on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 4th Postseason Seed: No. 7 |
| 2001
ABSTRACT MACHINES SCHEDULE |
 |
| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
at Anderson |
W |
34-26 |
1 - 0 |
| 2 |
at Thomas |
L |
21-22 |
1 - 1 |
| 3 |
P.W.O.P. |
W |
20-10 |
2 - 1 |
| 4 |
JODY |
W |
11-07 |
3 - 1 |
| 5 |
IRWIN |
L |
37-40 |
3 - 2 |
| 6 |
at Naughty Figs |
L |
22-23 |
3 - 3 |
| 7 |
Pimps* |
L |
28-29 |
3 - 4 |
| 8 |
at Piana |
W |
31-06 |
4 - 4 |
| 9 |
SIMS |
W |
48-20 |
5 - 4 |
| 10 |
at P.W.O.P. |
L |
32-34 |
5 - 5 |
| 11 |
PIANA |
W |
33-20 |
6 - 5 |
| 12 |
at Irwin |
W |
39-18 |
7 - 5 |
| 13 |
THOMAS |
L |
35-51 |
7 - 6 |
| WC |
at Thomas |
W |
25-12 |
8 - 6 |
| CHP |
at Pimps |
L |
35-44 |
8 - 7 |
| * on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 4th Postseason Seed: No. 5 |
| 2002 ABSTRACT MACHINES
SCHEDULE |
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| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
P.W.O.P. |
T |
37-37 |
0 - 0 - 1 |
| 2 |
NAUGHTY
FIGS |
L |
32-41 |
0 - 1 - 1 |
| 3 |
at Pimps |
T |
15-15 |
0 - 1 - 2 |
| 4 |
THOMAS |
L |
9-22 |
0 - 2 - 2 |
| 5 |
at Irwin |
L |
35-39 |
0 - 3 - 2 |
| 6 |
PIANA |
W |
48-38 |
1 - 3 - 2 |
| 7 |
Sims* |
W |
54-37 |
2 - 3 - 2 |
| 8 |
at P.W.O.P. |
L |
25-47 |
2 - 4 - 2 |
| 9 |
at PIANA |
L |
30-46 |
2 - 5 - 2 |
| 10 |
JODY |
L |
29-51 |
2 - 6 - 2 |
| 11 |
IRWIN |
W |
27-22 |
3 - 6 - 2 |
| 12 |
at Thomas |
L |
18-52 |
3 - 7 - 2 |
| 13 |
at Anderson |
L |
17-66 |
3 - 8 - 2 |
| * on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 3rd Postseason Seed: No. 8 |
| 2003 ABSTRACT MACHINES
SCHEDULE |
 |
| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
PIANA |
L |
18-23 |
0 - 1 |
| 2 |
at Irwin |
W |
37-25 |
1 - 1 |
| 3 |
PIMPS |
W |
23-13 |
2 - 1 |
| 4 |
at P.W.O.P. |
L |
40-49 |
2 - 2 |
| 5 |
THOMAS |
L |
41-44 |
2 - 3 |
| 6 |
at Sims |
W |
35-10 |
3 - 3 |
| 7 |
Jody* |
L |
14-41 |
3 - 4 |
| 8 |
P.W.O.P. |
L |
19-32 |
3 - 5 |
| 9 |
at Piana |
W |
28-26 |
4 - 5 |
| 10 |
IRWIN |
W |
45-05 |
5 - 5 |
| 11 |
ANDERSON |
L |
25-41 |
5 - 6 |
| 12 |
at Naughty
Figs |
W |
49-21 |
6 - 6 |
| 13 |
at Thomas |
L |
31-47 |
6 - 7 |
| WC |
at Irwin |
L |
20-21 |
6 - 8 |
| *
on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 5th Postseason Seed: No. 6 |
| 2004 ABSTRACT MACHINES
SCHEDULE |
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| 2005 ABSTRACT MACHINES
SCHEDULE |
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| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
at Irwin |
L |
16-27 |
0 - 1 |
| 2 |
at Piana |
L |
8-28 |
0 - 2 |
| 3 |
P.W.O.P. |
T |
40-40 |
0 - 2 - 1 |
| 4 |
PIMPS |
W |
54-21 |
1 - 2 - 1 |
| 5 |
at Sims |
W |
32-25 |
2 - 2 - 1 |
| 6 |
THOMAS |
W |
30-05 |
3 - 2 - 1 |
| 7 |
Naughty
Figs* |
L |
7-29 |
3 - 3 - 1 |
| 8 |
at Thomas |
L |
20-21 |
3 - 4 - 1 |
| 9 |
IRWIN |
W |
60-23 |
4 - 4 - 1 |
| 10 |
at P.W.O.P. |
L |
25-40 |
4 - 5 - 1 |
| 11 |
at Jody |
W |
36-30 |
5 - 5 - 1 |
| 12 |
PIANA |
L |
27-39 |
5 - 6 - 1 |
| 13 |
ANDERSON |
W |
28-24 |
6 - 6 - 1 |
| WC |
at Anderson |
W |
39-34 |
7 - 6 - 1 |
| CHP |
at Irwin |
W |
53-15 |
8 - 6 - 1 |
| SB |
Jody* |
W |
31-24 |
9 - 6 - 1 |
| *
on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 3rd Postseason Seed: No. 5 |
| 2006 ABSTRACT MACHINES
SCHEDULE |
 |
| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
P.W.O.P. |
W |
31-05 |
1 - 0 |
| 2 |
IRWIN |
L |
17-19 |
1 - 1 |
| 3 |
at Piana |
W |
32-02 |
2 - 1 |
| 4 |
at Thomas |
L |
25-48 |
2 - 2 |
| 5 |
JODY |
L |
14-19 |
2 - 3 |
| 6 |
at Anderson |
L |
25-58 |
2 - 4 |
| 7 |
Pimps* |
L |
21-22 |
2 - 5 |
| 8 |
at Irwin |
W |
47-23 |
3 - 5 |
| 9 |
PIANA |
L |
32-47 |
3 - 6 |
| 10 |
SIMS |
W |
42-34 |
4 - 6 |
| 11 |
at Naughty
Figs |
L |
20-42 |
4 - 7 |
| 12 |
at P.W.O.P. |
W |
11-00 |
5 - 7 |
| 13 |
THOMAS |
W |
18-17 |
6 - 7 |
| WC |
at Jody |
L |
39-41 |
6 - 8 |
| *
on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 2nd Postseason Seed: No. 5 |
| 2007 ABSTRACT MACHINES
SCHEDULE |
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| 2008 ABSTRACT MACHINES
SCHEDULE |
 |
| wk |
opponent |
result |
record |
| 1 |
at Thomas |
W |
38-34 |
1 - 0 |
| 2 |
IRWIN |
W |
32-21 |
2 - 0 |
| 3 |
at Anderson |
L |
5-20 |
2 - 1 |
| 4 |
at P.W.O.P. |
L |
10-12 |
2 - 2 |
| 5 |
NAUGHTY
FIGS |
L |
32-33 |
2 - 3 |
| 6 |
PIANA |
L |
43-47 |
2 - 4 |
| 7 |
Jody* |
L |
36-44 |
2 - 5 |
| 8 |
at Irwin |
W |
22-08 |
3 - 5 |
| 9 |
at Piana |
W |
27-13 |
4 - 5 |
| 10 |
SIMS |
L |
20-46 |
4 - 6 |
| 11 |
THOMAS |
W |
29-25 |
5 - 6 |
| 12 |
P.W.O.P. |
W |
39-35 |
6 - 6 |
| 13 |
at Pimps |
W |
41-28 |
7 - 6 |
| WC |
at Jody |
L |
23-32 |
7 - 7 |
| *
on neutral field |
Division
Finish: 2nd Postseason Seed: No. 5 |
| 2009 ABSTRACT MACHINES
SCHEDULE |
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