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Week 5 Previews

Anderson Brewmeisters
at
The Pimps
(2 - 2)
(4 - 0)
series history: Anderson leads 3-2
last meeting: Championship Week, 1999
ANDERSON 42, at Pimps 32
 

As with last season, it seems the East is once again the stronger division from top to bottom, meaning every division game is increasingly important in the race for the title. This matchup pits the last two teams to claim the Eastern Division crown - Anderson in '98 and The Pimps just last year. Through four weeks of 2000, The Pimps look primed to repeat while the Brewmeisters are stuill trying to collect themselves. Oddly enough, the pressure here might fall on The Pimps, who were shocked by the surging Brewmeisters on their home turf in last season's Eastern Championship Game. The Pimps are now out to right that wrong and keep Anderson that much farther away from the division title.

The premiere matchup of the game will be between the shotcallers as Brewmeister Peyton Manning looks to outduel Pimpdaddy Steve Beurlein or Pimp-in-training Cade McNown. While Anderson holds the more explosive offense, The Pimps have proven to be a more consistent team, a trait that could land them with their record fifth straight win to start the season.

victims of the bye week:
Pimps - REC Reed

 

 
B.Y.O.B.
at
Jody's C.W.O.T.
(1 - 3)
(2 - 2)

series history: B.Y.O.B. leads 1-0
last meeting: Week 2
Jody 27, at B.Y.O.B. 29

 

Three short weeks ago, a cocky C.W.O.T. squad strolled into Brandon's backyard and was narrowly defeated by the young expansion team. Jody wasn't happy then, and they won't be now, coming off a rather definitive loss to The Pimps. Brandon has struggled since the upset, but has to have some confindence having downed the C.W.O.T. once already. Both teams have a 1-2 divisional record, and will need this win to keep alive any hopes of a title. Yet both teams' receiving corps are being hit hard with the bye week, and Brandon will have to go without their Week 2 hero Rich Gannon. Speaking of quarterbacks, it was reported the C.W.O.T. were having open tryouts earlier in the week...

victims of the bye week:
B.Y.O.B. - QB Gannon, REC Chrebet, REC Jett
Jody - REC Brown, REC Horn


   
Thomas' Bock Boys
at
Abstract Machines
(2 - 2)
(3 - 1)
series history: first meeting
 

On paper, this should be a good one. The Abstract Machines have won three straight and are undefeated within the division. Thomas has been a big surprise, already scoring huge wins over Piana and Anderson. Yet the Bock Boys' success has had limitations - namely, they've only been able to win at home. Thomas is a dismal 0-2 on the road, having been routed by a combined score of 93-18. Yet the Bock Boys can make a run at the Machines if the defense plays huge and Daunte Culpepper lights it up. It wouldn't hurt to try and take out Marshall Faulk or Marvin Harrison either. The Machines have surged to the top of the West, and aren't about to cough up their lead to an expanison team.

victims of the bye week:
Thomas - QB Blake, DEF Oakland

 
The Players
at
Piana Raze
(1 - 3)
(1 - 3)
series history: Piana leads 5-2
last meeting: Draft Bowl III
Players 27, at PIANA 38
 

Here's two teams that suffered heavily in '99 and entered 2000 with expectations. Well, there went those.

Piana and The Players find themselves in the familiar Western division basement, looking up even at the expansion Bock Boys. Both teams are nursing injuries and suffering from underachievement. Yet one can't fault The Players too much for starting 0-3 against the brutal lineup of Irwin, Machines, and The Pimps. A win over the Raze would actually give them some momentum heading into midseason. As for Piana, the team has been playing better each week, but it still seems like half the team may never start due to injuries. It's a huge game for both clubs as the loser would have to go 5-3 the rest of the way to qualify for the playoffs.

victims of the bye week:
Piana - RB Wheatley, K Janikowski, DEF New Orleans

 

   
Game of the Week
Sims Stereco
at
Irwin Hellions
(2 - 2)
(2 - 2)
series history: Sims leads 3-2
last meeting: Week 11, 1999
IRWIN 65, at Sims 24
 

You want rivalry? You want a war? Look no further than Sims-Irwin. Despite being in separate divisions, both clubs circled this date when the schedules came out. Now that they're both 2-2 and trailing in their division races, the stakes are that much higher. The Stereco are looking to climb above .500 for the first time this season while Irwin is looking to put the brakes on their current two-game skid.

Both teams are very strong on both sides of the ball. Kurt Warner vs. Brett Favre should be a classic, and the Kansas City-Tampa defensive battle should be another stellar contest. The biggest edge for Irwin comes in the receiving corps, where Chris Carter, Jimmy Smith, and Marcus Robinson should be able to distance themselves from Sims' shorthanded duo of Rocket Ismail and Albert Connell; newcomer Terrell Owens will sit the game out on "disciplinary measures."

Should be a great game between teams striving to reestablish themselves among the league's elite. Stereco-Hellions. Are you ready for some football?


victims of the bye week:
Sims - RB Williams
Irwin- RB Martin