The Anderson
Brewmeisters and the Eastern Division Champion
Jody's Colossal Waste of Time head to Arizona
to do battle in Super Bowl XI. The
wild card Brewmeisters outlasted the Western
Division Champion Bock Boys last week to earn
their second consecutive Super Bowl berth (and
third in four seasons). Jody, meanwhile, destroyed
Pirk's Wicked Oil Profiteer$ to reach the title
game for the second time in three years. Unfortunately,
neither team was able to finish any of those
years on top as the C.W.O.T. and Brewmeisters
have combined to lose the last three Super Bowls.
This meeting – the
first all-Eastern matchup in the title game since
2002 – is guaranteed to both break and extend
that streak.
There are all sorts of subplots and historical
figures relating to this matchup, beginning with
how Anderson and Jody got here. Both clubs finished
the regular season at 7-6, but Jody – having
the 2-0 head-to-head sweep – won its record-tying
fifth Division title. (Irwin also has five.)
The division crown gave the C.W.O.T. the No.
2 postseason seed, and Anderson slid in at No.
6. In a regular season dominated (italics
used for emphasis) by the Western Division, were
the six playoff teams seeded solely on record,
Jody and Anderson would have been Nos. 5 and
6, respectively. The playoffs are often dubbed
"the second season", and in no other year could
this be taken so literally. Anderson and Jody
made quick and relatively easy work of their
Western opponents, setting up this most surprising
Super Bowl matchup.
| Seed
No. |
SB
Appearances |
| 1 |
5 |
| 2 |
8 |
| 3 |
1 |
| 4 |
2 |
| 5 |
4 |
| 6 |
2 |
|
The Anderson Brewmeisters are the first sixth
seed to make it back to the title game since
1999, when – you guessed it – the Anderson Brewmeisters
made a similar run. It wasn't actually that similar;
that was the year the 3-8-1 Brewmeisters tarnished
the playoff's prestige by winning three more
games to capture Super Bowl
III. The next year, the league set up its Anderson
Rule, which created the six-wins-for-eligibility
regulation. Since that rule's inception, no No.
6 seed has made it through to the Super Bowl.
Until Now.
Jody was ridiculed by someone (cough, cough)
in last week's Previews for being the weakest
Division Champion ever. Turns out, after clinching
the Eastern title and the bye in Week 11, Jody
switched to auto-pilot for the season's final
two weeks (both losses) and got healthy. After
resting up for Wild Card Week, the C.W.O.T. absolutely
mauled the Profiteer$ 52-2 at the Vortex last
week. That 50-point margin-of victory was the
largest in the playoffs since Wild Card Week
1998, when Pirk throttled The Pimps 66-9.
| Franchise |
SB
Appearances
*wins in () |
| Anderson |
5 (2) |
| Jody |
5
(0) |
| Irwin |
4 (3) |
| Piana |
3
(2) |
| Machines |
2 (1) |
| Sims |
1
(1) |
| Thomas |
1 (1) |
| Pimps |
1
(0) |
| P.W.O.P. |
0 (-) |
| Figs |
0
(-) |
|
With their respective Championship Week wins,
the Brewmeisters and C.W.O.T. each reach their
record-setting fifth Super Bowl. It's a staggering
statistic, realizing the Brewmeisters have made
it to the league's title game in half the years
they've been in the league. (Jody certainly isn't
shabby, going 5-for-11 instead of 5-for-10).
Yet despite a combined eight previous appearances
between them, Anderson accounts for the only
two victories the teams have managed to produce.
The pair will get one more win – and one more
subsequent loss – this weekend.
Another reason Super Bowl XI is historic is
because it's the first Super Bowl rematch the
league has seen. 1998's Super Bowl II saw the
Anderson Brewmeisters (the league's top seed
in the franchise's inaugural season) take out
the C.W.O.T. 38-27. The two Eastern rivals have
met three other times in the postseason (not
counting this year), and Anderson holds a 3-1
edge in over Jody in head-to-head playoff meetings.
Piling on top of that, the Brewskies actually
hold a commanding 15-9 edge over the C.W.O.T.
all-time. Yet the moons may be aligning for Jody;
for the first time ever, the C.W.O.T. swept the
season series from its beer-themed nemesis. Can
they make it three in a row to win (finally!)
their first-ever League Championship? Or will
Anderson ride it's No. 6-seed to their third
Super Bowl title? This one should be a dandy
(even if all the good Western teams aren't involved...)
As per tradition, let's see how they match up.
QUARTERBACK
Season shocker: The Brewmeisters actually benched
Peyton Manning earlier this season in favor
of Derek Anderson for a couple of games. (Nepotism
apparently runs wild in the Brewmeister camp).
Odds are Manning gets the start here, but it's
not like he's ever led the Brew Krew to a Super
Bowl victory (oh, snap!). Of course, neither
has Carson Palmer, who hasn't exactly lit up
the scoreboard for the C.W.O.T. this season. Advantage:
Anderson
RUNNING BACKS
Anderson has the two
highest-scoring backs in the league in LaDainian
Tomlinson and Brian Westbrook, and it's not really
even close. L.T. is not having the superhuman
season from a year ago, but he's still a force
and has scored 12 or more points in each of the
past three weeks. Jody has too many RBs to count,
and it's a good thing since nearly all of them
have missed time this season due to injury. Steven
Jackson and Earnest Graham are the likely starters
for the Pewter & Black, and the can be quite
good. Just not Tomlinson/Westbrook good. Advantage:
Anderson
RECEIVERS
The once mighty Brew Krew receiving corps is
a shell of its former self.
Torry Holt, Steve Smith, and Keving Curtis find
themselves comfortably in the 'teens in the position
rankings. They're a consistent lot, but lack
the fear-inducing power of yesteryear. The C.W.O.T.
started the season on a tear at the position,
but their receivers have dropped production as
the year wore on. T.J. Houshmandzadeh had 6 or
more points in his first seven starts, but has
only eclipsed 5 points once since then. Tight
end Antonio Gates has actually choked worse,
posted goose eggs in his past two starts. Advantage:
Even
KICKER
This is the most intriguing matchup on the board.
Stephen Gostkowski kicked for the Brewmeisters
to start the season, but was dumped during his
bye week. The league's final transaction of the
season saw Jody snatch him up, and now he gets
a chance to kick against his former club. Anderson
has the very capable Phil Dawson now manning
the kicking duties, but there's no more dangerous
player than a kicker scorned. Advantage:
Jody
DEFENSE
Anderson's Chargers defense has surged its way
to the top of the defensive rankings. After a
very inconsistent start, they've managed to be
largely devastating for opponents' offenses and
have averaged 20.5 points over the Brewmeisters
current four game winning streak. Jody counters
with the Buccaneers, a defensive unit that has
had plenty of Super Bowl experience on its own.
(They were actually named MVP of the 2001 title
game.) The Bucs decimated Pirk last week for
27 points, and they may need to reach that lofty
number again to slow down the Brew Krew. Advantage:
Anderson
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